princexposition:

when ur mom says you need to get a job but u know ur not ready

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narcotic:

I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.

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clannyphantom:

What doesn’t kill me should’ve tried harder

drunktrophywife:

tinychatter:

tinychatter:

what do you call a sunburnt penis

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Kyle this is the worst


drunkenwords:

Yesterday was Tuesday, right?

teaquila:

why can’t periods just last for like an hour, like okay you’ve made your point, I’m not pregnant you can leave now