grandthefthauntumn:

i didnt choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me

(Source: shewillbelubed)

I wanna make love to your soul, that’s how deep I wanna go.
(via curiouslypaintingdairy)

(Source: hannibal914)

whimsicalspecks:

akitron:

buttlarious:

tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr

 

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(Source: averyaveryavery)

spaghettl:

on my grave i want VIP not RIP

(Source: baesitter)


suicidallyreckless:

I googled ‘upside down cats’ and I am the farthest thing from disappointed

gnumblr:

checking out the booty like

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hi:

if i can see u typing a message for like 2 minutes and im waiting there in agony and it ends up just being “lol” i will never talk to u again

I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.

(Source: shady-brain-farm)


guy:

who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

(Source: guy)

blytons:

"normal teenagers would throw a party, but I stayed at home reading books and watching movies omg i’m so weird XD"

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(Source: dracaraeys)

"Soul mates aren’t perfect people. They can come into your life and provide polar emotional experiences from intense love to intense pain. Growth comes from both. And a soul mate helps you grow. It isn’t just "…and they lived happily ever after" but "…and they lived!”
~Lori Chidori Phillips (via whowhatsitwhich)

spookemoij:

What if a pregnancy test just said:
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(Source: emoij)