so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing
people are psycho
I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!
classiest way to poison someone hands down
That’s how it all goes down in Hamlet, poison ring.
I’ve always, always wanted one of these because I have pure peppermint liquid that can ruin a drink with one drop and just kargfksernjskrn I want one.
wait why does everyone want one of these
what are all of you people planning
i regret making this post because i have been getting the creepiest reblogs in the universe seriously tumblr u scary
my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed
you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now
nicknames i want to be used more
- satanic offering
- custard cream
- jelly baby
one of those is different
Yeah, custard cream is a bit weird
if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”
I strongly identify with wood elves because I too like to drink wine and talk about how men are failing
breaking news rapunzel is actually ten feet tall
well in their defense it does say rapunzel isn’t a typical disney princess
But than means everyone else in the movie was about 10 ft tall too..
WE DID IT. WE FOUND THE TITANS’ VILLAGE.
SIE SIND DAS PRINCESS UND WIR SIND FLYNN RIDER
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE TITIANS VILLAGE IS BUT WHY DOES THE ABOVE SENTENCE SAY “THEY ARE THE PRINCESS AND WE ARE FLYNN RIDER” IN GERMAN
this week on “i didnt know it was attack on titan”
All the hardest, coldest people you meet,
were once as soft as water.
And that’s the tragedy of living.
Iain S. Thomas (via bruisinq)
everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:
- 5 gallons of homework
- mouthful of lint
- 20 degrees of facial oil
- 7 pints of china
- handful of fergi
- 60 mph of dad
Hobby: announcing to the room that I heard a Wilhelm scream in the movie we’re watching.
Hobby #2: explaining to the room what a Wilhelm scream is.
Hobby #3: accepting that no one cares about popular stock noises in cinematic history.